A guy with a black eye boards his plane for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye too.
He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
Other guy: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts I've ever seen was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh', I said "I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." And she socked me one.
First guy: "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast
table, and I wanted to say to my wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties." But, I accidentally said, "You ruined my life, you stupid bitch."