Things that make you wonder
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What's another word for thesaurus?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
When you choke a smurf, what color do they turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? to talk?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
Why do people sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" when they're already there?
Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What's another word for thesaurus?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
When you choke a smurf, what color do they turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? to talk?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Why isn't "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
Why do people sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" when they're already there?
Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird"!
