Posted by Bassin Dude on 2002 AM:
You Might be a Fisherman If...
1. You have a power worm
dangling from you rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air
freshener.
2. You wedding party has to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.
3. You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter."
4. Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.
5. You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the tv channels
with.
6. You get 40 to life because your teenager asked you to buy a jet ski.
7. You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".
8. Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.
9. You honeymooned on Lake
Okeechobee - ALONE.
10. You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.
11. You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your
family.
12. You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.
13. You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.
14. You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a polomar
knot.
15. Your wife wears green lipstick so you'll kiss her more.
16. You think there are four seasons - Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post spawn and
Hunting.
17. Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer need's tires so you "borrow" the
one's off your trailer house.
18. Your wife tells you she is feeling "frisky" but you don't know
what she means until she explains she wants to spawn.
19. You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit
in the garage.
20. Your kids know it's Saturday - because the boat is gone.
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Tony
"As my own fishing seasons wind down to a
precious few, it's nice to know I'll be there, be there as long as I can. As
long as I can bait a hook and make a cast, as long as I am living, I intend to
be fishing."
-Ron Schara
Posted by Frank J on 2002 AM:
Re: You Might be a Fisherman If...
quote:
Originally
posted by Bassin Dude
1. You have a power worm dangling from you rear view mirror because you
think it makes a good air freshener.
2. You wedding party has to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.
3. You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter."
4. Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.
5. You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the tv channels
with.
6. You get 40 to life because your teenager asked you to buy a jet ski.
7. You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".
8. Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.
9. You honeymooned on Lake Okeechobee - ALONE.
10. You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.
11. You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your
family.
12. You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.
13. You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.
14. You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a polomar
knot.
15. Your wife wears green lipstick so you'll kiss her more.
16. You think there are four seasons - Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post spawn and
Hunting.
17. Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer need's tires so you "borrow" the
one's off your trailer house.
18. Your wife tells you she is feeling "frisky" but you don't know
what she means until she explains she wants to spawn.
19. You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit
in the garage.
20. Your kids know it's Saturday - because the boat is gone.
LOL AWESOME!
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Frank Jovine
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Posted by Rob J in WNY on 2002 AM:
Good ones,
Tony!
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Posted by Bass Rat on 2002 AM:
Man. What a great list.
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bass,bass,baby!
Posted by BigAl75 on 2002 PM:
here's one to
add to that list
Your entire collection of fishing rods, reels, and tacklebox costs more than your house.
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Posted by dodgeguy on 2002 AM:
that list fits me!!!doesn't
everyone's wife wear green lipstick?
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Posted by Bass Rat on 2002 AM:
How about: " Your boats worth more than the vehicle pulling it"
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bass,bass,baby!
Posted by Lieutenant on 2002 PM:
You sell your wife's
engagement ring to put a down payment on a new bass boat!
You make your wife earings for Valentines Day - out of spinnerbait blades!
You have a BASS sticker on your kids bike!
You keep a picture of you 10lb'r in your wallet - in front of your kids!
You wax your bass boat with a diaper!
You sell your "old" lures to pay for your kid's college!
Instead of change, your wife pulls plastic worms out of your pockets when she
does the wash!
EVERY gift you receive for X-mas or B-Day's has a theme - fishing!
Your wife finds you "testing out" lures - in the bath tub! (worse
toilet!)
You believe your bass boat is a portable church on Sunday!
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- Old Milwaukee
Posted by ADKBass on 2002 PM:
your briefcase holds a
telescoping rode and reel - Just in case, even if you work in the City.
your screensaver at work says, "Gone Fishin"
your morning alarm is the sound of a bass crashing a buzzbait.
the bows on presents are made from old fishing line.
you choose you wedding date by what's not in season.
when you out with the guys, when you say "she" they know your talking
about your boat -- not the wife.
you test your drag and backreeling by attaching to the dog and then throwing
it's favorite toy.
the first thing you do when you get home from work is log on to nybass.com
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earth." Joe V. - The Troll